The Internet’s Most Honest Crowdfunding Page

No tragic story. No fake charity. Just an unapologetic attempt to get rich doing nothing.

You work hard for your money. I don't. Yet here we are, with me asking you to send me some of yours.

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Why Should You Do This?

• ✅ You've spent money on dumber things.
• ✅ This is, at worst, a mildly amusing social experiment.
• ✅ It feels good to help someone (even if they don’t deserve it).
• ✅ Your $5 will make me disproportionately happy.

What You Get In Return

• 💵 $1 - A warm feeling of generosity (I assume).
• 💵 $5 - A virtual high-five.
• 💵 $10 - I’ll smile slightly harder.
• 💵 $20 - I will feel rich for 10 whole minutes.
• 💵 $50+ - I might name a snack after you.
• 💵 $100+ - I will consider adding your name to my “Legends” page.

Are you really still reading? Just click the button already.

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